First we heard about Papa Joe Simpson, who has clearly been all up in daughter Jessica’s love life since the Nick Lachey days. Supposedly, new beau Tony Romo laid down the law for Jess – if they got back together, dad had to butt out! Joe makes no apologies for his heavy handed managerial style, saying that as a father he is only working in his daughter’s best interests. Umm, hey, Mr. S…acting as a media pimp doesn’t really count as “best interests”!
Tony and Jessica are still on shaky grounds, and Joe isn’t helping. Word is that he’s now pushing Tony to ditch his current manager, and appoint Joe in charge instead. Let’s hope Tony Romo mans up off the field as well as on, and holds firm with the wannabe dad-ager.
Next came reports of Britney’s dad – and savior – Jamie Spears. After pulling his daughter back from the brink, Jamie is now rumored to be taking the control a bit too far. The magazines are saying that Jamie has been buttering Kevin up with golf trips, expensive watches, and the promise of a generous multi-million dollar account…contingent on him getting back together with ex-wife Britney Spears.
Supposedly the 5 mil isn’t enough, though, and K-Fed is holding out for more cash! Personally we hope they get back together, if only because Brit didn’t start flashing her naughty bits and acting loco until after Kevin was gone. Maybe those two crazy kids are actually meant to be together! See how happy they look here….