Yes folks, it finally happened. Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer are officially over. Is anyone really surprised? No one is sure at this point who dumped who, and all kinds of conflicting stories are going around. Here’s a recap of all the dirt:
“John took the decision to end things as he felt he just wasn’t ready for the level of commitment that Jennifer deserved. Contrary to reports, Jen didn’t want to have kids or marry this year, but she did want to set a timetable for their future together.
She also wanted him to assure her he would cut down his tours in the future when they did eventually have children. Initially, Jennifer was furious when he told her of his decision but now she’s simply sad – not to mention a little heartbroken.”
Sources close to Jennifer Aniston told the Chicago Sun Times that she’s the one who did the dumping!
“Jen who decided to move on,’ says the friend. “She is very fond of John and has thought he might be the one. She finds him funny, sexy and very talented. … Plus he understands all the aspects of living in a fishbowl. But in the final analysis, she just got tired of his roving eye.”
Jen was said to have given John a ’three strikes and you’re out’ ruling after hearing that he had hooked up with a cocktai waitress and an assistant for his concert tour. A groupie was the supposed third strike that ended it…
Since the split, Mayer has been avoiding parazzi, which has raised some eyebrows. He usually enjoys teasing the photogs, but he went so far as to cover his face at the airport recently. Maybe to hide his tears? Meanwhile, Aniston is said to be back on the proverbial horse, and already dating a new mystery man:
“Aniston reportedly shared a public, romantic dinner with a mysterious tall, dark and handsome gentleman at the Sunset Tower Hotel in West Hollywood on Thursday night.
An eyewitness reports, ‘I don’t know who he is but every woman here was staring at him.’
‘He’s gorgeous — better looking than Brad Pitt and John Mayer combined,’ said another snitch.
The Man and her new man spent two hours dining and held hands during their meal. At the end, Mystery Man and Jen kissed each other goodbye, not once but three times before going their separate ways in their own cars.”
Some of our fave gossip mags must be feeling a little silly, considering the dramatic cover stories that debuted right before the split…
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