We bet you thought Spencer and Heidi – AKA “Speidi” – couldn’t get more annoying. We thought so too – but we were soooo wrong. Apparently Heidi has a Christian streak that she wants to show the world. She’s even planning to rock the house (of worship) with a Christian album!

It’s a smart move, all things considered…she isn’t particularly successful in the general pop world, aside from her and Spencer selling pics and club appearances. So why not try the Christian crowd? That demographic is big on forgiveness, so maybe Spencer and Heidi can flourish. Then again, they spend most of their days actively making a mockery of the institution of marriage. So who knows? Here are Heidi’s thoughts on her faith:

“I have been the most religious person since I was 2 years old. I always felt this crazy connection to God. [I consider myself] kind of non-denominational Baptist.”

When asked about the rumored LC sex tape, Heidi was even more eloquent:

“There were rumors about a sex tape, but I had nothing to do with that. God knows the truth in all of this, and at the end of the day, that is the only thing that matters. Jesus was persecuted, and I’m going to get persecuted, ya know?”

Bet you didn’t know Heidi was just like Jesus! She does look awfully pious in that Vegas picture shown above though, dontcha think?

First, Paris announced her new reality show, where lucky ladies could compete to become her new BFF. Appropriately, the show is called Paris Hilton’s My New Best Friend. Nothing like getting straight to the point, huh? Now, Brody Jenner (designated hottie from The Hills, and son of Bruce Jenner) has his own show in the works. He’s searching for the newest addition to his entourage, and his show is going to be called (drum roll  please…) Bromance!

Apparently there will be “group dates” and hot tub elimination ceremonies. Umm, maybe Paris and Brody should swap contestants now, because those shows would probably be much more entertaining. Not that we’re complaining about a bunch of pretty boys vying to play in a hot tub, mind you, but the whole concept of needing a reality show to find friends is more than a little sad. Why not go the traditional route, and use a reality show to find “love” instead? Maybe we will be treated to a combined jacuzzi extravaganza and all the guys and gals from both shows can party their hearts out. One thing is for sure, that would be the most drama filled reunion show yet!

We love “Gylenspoon”, we find “Brangelina” just as appealing, and even the infamous “Bennifer” moniker was alright. But TV’s least favorite couple, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, nearly made us lose our lunch with their nickname: “Speidi”. Not so bad, you say? Wrong! They have a website where they post all of their uuber-posed “candid shots” and they named it SpeidiWeb. Take the image below, for example. Casual walk on the beach? We doubt it! No further comments…