We bet you thought Spencer and Heidi – AKA “Speidi” – couldn’t get more annoying. We thought so too – but we were soooo wrong. Apparently Heidi has a Christian streak that she wants to show the world. She’s even planning to rock the house (of worship) with a Christian album!

It’s a smart move, all things considered…she isn’t particularly successful in the general pop world, aside from her and Spencer selling pics and club appearances. So why not try the Christian crowd? That demographic is big on forgiveness, so maybe Spencer and Heidi can flourish. Then again, they spend most of their days actively making a mockery of the institution of marriage. So who knows? Here are Heidi’s thoughts on her faith:

“I have been the most religious person since I was 2 years old. I always felt this crazy connection to God. [I consider myself] kind of non-denominational Baptist.”

When asked about the rumored LC sex tape, Heidi was even more eloquent:

“There were rumors about a sex tape, but I had nothing to do with that. God knows the truth in all of this, and at the end of the day, that is the only thing that matters. Jesus was persecuted, and I’m going to get persecuted, ya know?”

Bet you didn’t know Heidi was just like Jesus! She does look awfully pious in that Vegas picture shown above though, dontcha think?

We weren’t able to post the video, so instead we opted to post the lamest Heidi-Spencer pic we could find. There were PLENTY to choose from!

Watch out world, Heidi Montag has a new single! Her new song, “Fashion” has a pretty good beat…but that’s about the only nice thing we can think to say about it. Not to worry, though, boyfriend (fiance?) Spencer Pratt was quoted giving her some pretty high praise. JustJared reports that Spencer has said “It’s the greatest song of my life”. Mmmmkay?

Check it out HERE!

We weren’t able to post the video, so instead we opted to post the lamest Heidi-Spencer pic we could find. There were PLENTY to choose from!

Watch out world, Heidi Montag has a new single! Her new song, “Fashion” has a pretty good beat…but that’s about the only nice thing we can think to say about it. Not to worry, though, boyfriend (fiance?) Spencer Pratt was quoted giving her some pretty high praise. JustJared reports that Spencer has said “It’s the greatest song of my life”. Mmmmkay?

Check it out HERE!

We weren’t able to post the video, so instead we opted to post the lamest Heidi-Spencer pic we could find. There were PLENTY to choose from!

Watch out world, Heidi Montag has a new single! Her new song, “Fashion” has a pretty good beat…but that’s about the only nice thing we can think to say about it. Not to worry, though, boyfriend (fiance?) Spencer Pratt was quoted giving her some pretty high praise. JustJared reports that Spencer has said “It’s the greatest song of my life”. Mmmmkay?

Check it out HERE!

We love “Gylenspoon”, we find “Brangelina” just as appealing, and even the infamous “Bennifer” moniker was alright. But TV’s least favorite couple, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, nearly made us lose our lunch with their nickname: “Speidi”. Not so bad, you say? Wrong! They have a website where they post all of their uuber-posed “candid shots” and they named it SpeidiWeb. Take the image below, for example. Casual walk on the beach? We doubt it! No further comments…