For a while, it looked like perennial partier Matthew McConaughey was actually settling down. He’s been spotted doing the expectant father thing with girlfriend Camila Alves, and weeks (months?) passed without a single shot of him with no shirt! Not to worry, McCona-Fans. Our favorite Dazed and Confused dude appears to be back, and drunker than ever!

Star magazine and ImNotObsessed.com reported that Matthew got his drink on – and then some – while in Nicaragua last weekend. The trip was supposed to be focused on surfing, but instead, Matty was the epitome of the out-of-towner who drinks too much while on vacation. On Friday, he flirted and drank. Did he go home with any of the beautiful women he talked to? Nope, instead he got so trashed that he fell into a ditch. On Saturday, he took it to the next level, and had to be carried out of the bar!

Did Camila give him a free play pass before the baby arrives, or is Matthew panicking over the new arrival? It’s hard to image him worked up about anything – that lazy drawl makes him seem 100% relaxed, 24/7 – but maybe he’s having a case of cold feet about becoming a daddy. Or, maybe he was just letting off steam, McConaughey style…

Recently the celebrity world seems like a crazy version of our fave childhood game, MASH!!!

Jen marries John and gets the mansion, she’s an actress and he’s a musician, they have no kids and drive a cartoon looking Ford GT. Angelina marries Brad, she’s an actress/philanthropist and he’s an actor/philanthropist, they have chateaux across the world, and end up with 30 kids and a motorcycle.

Honestly, who’s next??? Someone has to get stuck with a shack in the boonies and a garbage truck for a vehicle, if this game goes anything like we remember. Our money is on Matthew McConaughey, if only because he would probably enjoy that.

Ashlee Simpson and new husband Pete Wentz have gone on the record about their baby bump…they’re for sure expecting a bundle of joy! Word is that Papa Joe insisted on a shotgun wedding, and we’re not surprised. Meanwhile, Jessica Simpson is said to be heartbroken over the success of her little sister. She’s been talking quite a bit about marrying beau Tony Romo, and making some babies with him – but it seems that Tony found it all a bit too much, too soon. Maybe Jess should pay extra attention to the upcoming film He’s Just Not That Into You.

We don’t have a great baby bump pic yet, but she’s a tiny little thing, so we’re sure to see a tummy soon! Hollywood is all about being pregnant these days…check out some other celebs who are just about ready to pop:

In much more surprising baby drama news, former American Idol runner up Clay Aiken is going to be a daddy soon. The mommy-to-be is his 50 year old producer/BFF, Jaymes Foster. This does nothing to clear up rumors of Clay preferring the company of gentleman, though, because the pregnancy is reported to be due to artificial insemination. No matter how the baby was made, he or she is sure to have an incredible voice!