US magazine had the exclusive info on Hollywood’s latest feud…Spencer Pratt versus Mary Kate Olsen! Yeah, it isn’t all that dramatic, but we’re always entertained by the monochromatic antics of Mr. Pratt…

“I apologize for getting caught up in trash talking, but she brought up an emotional subject when she mentioned the soccer stuff,” Pratt tells Us exclusively.

“I know Dave was just doing his job in asking her,” he went on. “He’s the best in the game at that.”

Pratt even admitted he was a bit envious of the twin.

“I respect Mary Kate as a business-woman,” he said. “I’m secretly jealous of her. I want my face on a lunchbox, too!”

Score is still Mary Kate 3, Spencer 0. He might have earned a point for the apology, but that lunchbox comment just seemed snarky to us.

Mary-Kate Olsen appeared on David Letterman recently, and she was surprisingly warm and cordial. Both her and Ashley always seem very reserved, so we were pleased to see some jokes and smiles out of MK. After discovering that she went to high school with Spencer Pratt, Letterman needled Mary-Kate for some good gossip. MK didn’t really oblige, though, and instead told a pretty harmless anecdote about Spencer’s temper when he played soccer. Her official quote was “he does not have a good temper. He would walk off the field.”

No big deal, right?

Wrong, according to Spencer! Mr. Pratt got all hot under the collar, telling USmagazine.com (the first source who would listen?) all about what he thinks of Mary-Kate:

“I know I’ve made it in Hollywood when a famous troll is talking about me on Letterman,” Pratt told told Usmagazine.com. I forgive her, though. She’s had to go through life as the less cute twin, which must be tough.” Pratt also said “I don’t really get why she’d use my name to get press for her little indie film that no one’s going to see” and noted “she should probably focus more on not getting dressed in the dark than on me.”

JustJared also checked a bit of history, and found a 2007 interview with Details magazine, where Spencer brags about how he “made $50k in high school by selling a photo he took of Mary-Kate drinking at a party.”

So just to recap, MK gets 1 point for getting a burn in on Spencer while retaining her dignity when chatting with Letterman, 1 point for inspiring Spencer to rant like a lunatic and direct personal insults in her direction, and 1 point because the story eventually led to us being able to mock Spencer for his money making ventures. Spencer gets 0 points, or perhaps negative 3. Go Team Mary-Kate!

We bet you thought Spencer and Heidi – AKA “Speidi” – couldn’t get more annoying. We thought so too – but we were soooo wrong. Apparently Heidi has a Christian streak that she wants to show the world. She’s even planning to rock the house (of worship) with a Christian album!

It’s a smart move, all things considered…she isn’t particularly successful in the general pop world, aside from her and Spencer selling pics and club appearances. So why not try the Christian crowd? That demographic is big on forgiveness, so maybe Spencer and Heidi can flourish. Then again, they spend most of their days actively making a mockery of the institution of marriage. So who knows? Here are Heidi’s thoughts on her faith:

“I have been the most religious person since I was 2 years old. I always felt this crazy connection to God. [I consider myself] kind of non-denominational Baptist.”

When asked about the rumored LC sex tape, Heidi was even more eloquent:

“There were rumors about a sex tape, but I had nothing to do with that. God knows the truth in all of this, and at the end of the day, that is the only thing that matters. Jesus was persecuted, and I’m going to get persecuted, ya know?”

Bet you didn’t know Heidi was just like Jesus! She does look awfully pious in that Vegas picture shown above though, dontcha think?

We weren’t able to post the video, so instead we opted to post the lamest Heidi-Spencer pic we could find. There were PLENTY to choose from!

Watch out world, Heidi Montag has a new single! Her new song, “Fashion” has a pretty good beat…but that’s about the only nice thing we can think to say about it. Not to worry, though, boyfriend (fiance?) Spencer Pratt was quoted giving her some pretty high praise. JustJared reports that Spencer has said “It’s the greatest song of my life”. Mmmmkay?

Check it out HERE!

We weren’t able to post the video, so instead we opted to post the lamest Heidi-Spencer pic we could find. There were PLENTY to choose from!

Watch out world, Heidi Montag has a new single! Her new song, “Fashion” has a pretty good beat…but that’s about the only nice thing we can think to say about it. Not to worry, though, boyfriend (fiance?) Spencer Pratt was quoted giving her some pretty high praise. JustJared reports that Spencer has said “It’s the greatest song of my life”. Mmmmkay?

Check it out HERE!

We weren’t able to post the video, so instead we opted to post the lamest Heidi-Spencer pic we could find. There were PLENTY to choose from!

Watch out world, Heidi Montag has a new single! Her new song, “Fashion” has a pretty good beat…but that’s about the only nice thing we can think to say about it. Not to worry, though, boyfriend (fiance?) Spencer Pratt was quoted giving her some pretty high praise. JustJared reports that Spencer has said “It’s the greatest song of my life”. Mmmmkay?

Check it out HERE!

We love “Gylenspoon”, we find “Brangelina” just as appealing, and even the infamous “Bennifer” moniker was alright. But TV’s least favorite couple, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, nearly made us lose our lunch with their nickname: “Speidi”. Not so bad, you say? Wrong! They have a website where they post all of their uuber-posed “candid shots” and they named it SpeidiWeb. Take the image below, for example. Casual walk on the beach? We doubt it! No further comments…